Try, try again! growing oblivious to taste. Then fillings of pies, toppings, sauces, baked treats, all appealing. You may choose desserts first, so sweet, to cushion your discomfort. Swell your overburden, spill your reflux,Įven while experiencing indigestible pain.Īmid carousels of appetisers, entrées and main courses, I also presume the pair had journeyed down the Avon River from Northam.įeast, binge, bolt down all that you can, *A week or so prior to that actual event, I sighted a pair of white swans at Jackadder Lake and I presume that they subsequently became separated and one went on alone to Lake Monger. Neither hindsight nor love rewrote his tale Until Scrooge awoke in his wingback chair. You’re the effect of a hallucinogenic drug.Īdministered, no doubt, by rival landlords. Upon the stone Scrooge read his own name… Start writing and gifting, you Skinflint-repent.’Īt the coldest heart could that dear boy pawīut not one degree did Scrooge’s heart thaw. Was a giant that came when the clock struck two: The second to challenge Scrooge’s worldview The sprite showed Scrooge he’d wrought great pain. Quit turfing out orphans, you sociopath!’ To this the sprite yelled, ‘Listen, you miser With a perilous warning, cold as frostbite: When the clock struck twelve that Christmas Eveīefore him appeared a pimple-faced sprite Tonight, Penny-pincher, you’ll be visited by three. ‘You are so fortunate to have each other’.īright as ever, change within the moment,Ĭhoose your persona, Rick Grimes, Robert Neville−Max Rockatansky.Ĭhoose a diet of non-perishable goods and bottled water-Ĭhoose man’s best friend, structure and triple-redundancy.Ĭhoose to take comfort from the thought that you weren’t such a bad bloke.Ĭhoose to leave everything to your cat-including your cat.Ĭhoose eight loved ones to comprise your cortege.Ĭhoose to go quietly into that good night.Ĭhoose to be the fifth guy in the elevator.Ĭhoose to be that prick because some armchair-epidemiologist told you it’s all a load ofĬhoose to know more than the World Health Organisation.Ĭhoose to ram your unsolicited rhetoric down everyone’s throats-Ĭhoose to always look on the bright side.Ĭhoose to check on Doris, the old lady next door.Ĭhoose to put a teddy bear in your window-and one in Doris’s window too.Ĭhoose to knit face masks for frontline workers at Great Ormond Street.Ĭhoose to take the expert’s advice over the pundit’s.Ĭhoose to ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.Ĭhoose hysteria because your hair salon’s closed.Ĭhoose to lament the collapse of the injectables market as the world is brought to its knees.Ĭhoose to play out your vacuous life through an endless pantomime of histrionic socialĬhoose a diet of junk values and a veneer of tat.Ĭhoose to drink on the job because it feels good and because you can.Ĭhoose to make your internet service provider the scapegoat for your being a lazy bastard.Ĭhoose ‘skip-intro,’ -choose one more episode-choose one more-choose another.įor you, Old Scrooge, are a right-royal-pain!
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